Director's Uncut
New, Original Short Fiction from 13 Hilarious Authors
Eggplant Emoji is a literary journal… but for comedy. During our Open Call for Submissions, 175 stories were submitted from around the globe for consideration, and the funniest among them were compiled into this anthology. We are proud to present the funniest stories we can find.
In a world flaccid with darkness, one eggplant stands erect in the light. One publication dares to inseminate your mind. From the Producers of Cum (AKA your balls) comes a blast of fiction right to the face… and this time, it’s personal.
Contributors: Unstoppable Buffalo, John DiFelice, Allison Fradkin, Robert Garnham, Alexandra Lacouture, E.P. Lande, Casey Lawrence, Steve Loiaconi, James P.W. Martin, Jack McBiggs, Max Rauhman, Jake Stein, and Aliza Vigderman
